Citrus County Sheriff's Office recently issued the following announcement.
MONTHLY SPECIAL - February is the month for celebrating the love in your life. And we don’t want you to forget those ex’s that did you wrong either!
Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.
This Valentine’s Day Month-long Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in a luxurious state-of-the-art facility with accommodations and professional glamour shots. And let’s not forget about the special Valentine’s dinner.
We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up! Our Communication Officers are standing by waiting for your call at 352-249-2790.
*We copied this from our partners at the Nash County Sheriff’s Office in North Carolina. Seems like an excellent program to us, so why not offer it right here in Citrus!
Original source can be found here.
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